What lies here, you ask? My professional portfolio contains work that I was actually paid for! It includes samples of my adventures in front-end web development and graphic design.

A lot of work here marks my transition from a wooden puppet to a real boy. My personal portfolio contains samples of animation, short films, and other exercises in grotesque absurdity.

"Who does this guy think he is?" I'll tell you! I'm a hybrid web-developer/graphic designer and a male human being.

Want to give a friendly hello? I have a contact form you can use! Please don't try to sell me anything.